रविवार, 30 अगस्त 2009
Panda USB and AutoRun Vaccine
The Microsoft Windows Operating Systems use the AUTORUN.INF file from removable drives in order to know which actions to perform when a new external storage device, such as a USB drive or CD/DVD, is inserted into the PC. The AUTORUN.INF file is a configuration file that is normally located in the root directory of removable media and contains, among other things, a reference to the icon that will be shown associated to the removable drive or volume, a description of its content and also the possibility to define a program which should be executed automatically when the unit is mounted.
The problem is that this feature, widely critizised by the security community, is used by malware in order to spread by infecting as soon as a new drive is inserted in a computer. The malware achieves this by copying a malicious executable in the drive and modifying the AUTORUN.INF file so that Windows opens the malicious file silently as soon as the drive is mounted. The most recent examples of this are the W32/Sality, W32/Virutas and also the W32/Conficker worm which, in addition to spreading via a vulnerability and network shares, also spreads via USB drives.
Due to the large amount of malware-related problems associated with Microsoft AutoRun we have created a free utility for our user community called Panda USB Vaccine.
Computer Vaccination
The free Panda USB Vaccine allows users to vaccinate their PCs in order to disable AutoRun completely so that no program from any USB/CD/DVD drive (regardless of whether they have been previously vaccinated or not) can auto-execute. This is a really helpful feature as there is no user friendly and easy way of completely disabling AutoRun on a Windows PC.
USB Vaccination
The free Panda USB Vaccine can be used on individual USB drives to disable its AUTORUN.INF file in order to prevent malware infections from spreading automatically. When applied on a USB drive, the vaccine permanently blocks an innocuous AUTORUN.INF file, preventing it from being read, created, deleted or modified. Once applied it effectivelly disables Windows from automatically executing any malicious file that might be stored in that particular USB drive. The drive can otherwise be used normally and files (even malware) copied to/from it, but they will be prevented from opening automatically. Panda USB Vaccine currently only works on FAT & FAT32 USB drives. Also keep in mind that USB drives that have been vaccinated cannot be reversed except with a format.
Download
Panda USB Vaccine is a 100% free utility. We've tested it under Windows 2000 SP4, Windows XP SP1-SP3, and Windows Vista SP0 and SP1. Feedback is always welcomed. Click on the download button below to start downloading.
Command line Operation
For advanced users who wish to run Panda USB Vaccine automatically at boot to notify every time a new USB device is mounted on the system or to perform network-wide computer vaccinations via login scripts or other distribution methods, Panda USB Vaccine can be operated via command-line. Its input parameters are the following:
USBVaccine.exe [ A|B|C…|Z ] [ +system|-system ] [ /resident [/hidetray] ]
[drive unit]: Vaccinate drive unit
+system : Computer vaccination
-system : Remove computer vaccination
/resident: Start program hidden and prompt for vaccinating every new drive
/hidetray: Hides tray icon when used with the /resident command
Examples:
To vaccinate USB drives F:\ and G:\, use
USBVaccine.exe F G
To vaccinate the computer, use
USBVaccine.exe +system
To vaccinate computer and prompt for vaccinating every new drive without showing a tray icon, use
USBVaccine.exe /resident /hidetray +system
It could be very useful to create a Shortcut in the Startup folder to USBVaccine.exe with this last command line (or without the /hidetray) to make sure that every time you boot the computer USBVaccine gets loaded by the system and it vaccinates the computer and prompts the user for vaccinating any new non-vaccinated USB drive. However if you do this under Vista, UAC will block it from running at Startup as it requires admin priviledges. We'll fix this in future versions.
बुधवार, 26 अगस्त 2009
ENJOY THE SHAYRI'S
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Saap Ne Piya Bakri Ka Khoon ...
Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon! Good Afternoon!!
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ....
..
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Tere Pyaar Mein Paagal Ho Gaya Peter ...
Ab Hero Honda Splendor, 80 km Prati Litre .. !!
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Bahaar Aane Se Pehle Fizaa Aa Gayii ...
Phool Ko Khilne Se Pehle Bakri Kha Gayii .. !!
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
..
Aatma Chhod Gayii Shareer Puraana .....
Didi Tera Devar Deewana .. !
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- ---------
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Yashomati Maiyya Se Bole Nandlala ...
"Maa, Tata Sky Laga Daala To Life Jhingalala ..!!"
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain .....
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Hoton Pe "Haan" Hai ...
Dil Mein "Naa" Hain ...
Shashi Kapoor Kehta Hai: "Mere Paas Maa Hai ...."
------------ --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- --------- -
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
.
.
Waah! Waah!
.
.
Aapki Surat Mere Dil Mein Aise Bass Gayii Hai ...
Jaise Chhote Se Darwaaze Mein Bhens Phass Gayii Hai .. !! .
Original Post Address : http://sweet-masti.blogspot.com/
मंगलवार, 25 अगस्त 2009
New Post
एक्स रे से आपका लैपटाप कैसा दिखेगा
आज डिजिटल इंस्पाइरेशन में एक बढिया पोस्ट मिली(वैसे तो उनकी सभी पोस्टें जोरदार होती हैं). फ़िर भी ये कुछ ज्यादा ही खास थी. अमित जी ने निक वैसे(Nick Veasey) नाम के एक फ़ोटोग्राफ़र की चर्चा की जो कि रोजमर्रा की चीजों की एक्सरे तस्वीर बनाते हैं. और हां, इनकी “रोजमर्रा” की चीजों में फ़ूल पत्ती और मकड़ी से लेकर बस और हवाई जहाज तक शामिल है.
इनकी साइट यह है http://www.nickveasey.com/
इनके कलेक्शन को पीडीएफ़ के तौर पर भी डाउनलोड किया जा सकता है:
http://www.nickveasey.com/NV%20Gallery%20Catalogue.pdf
Home Address please log in
http://ankurthoughts.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post_25.html
सोमवार, 24 अगस्त 2009
Sorry Dosto
Sorry Dosto 2 Din Tak Nahi Aa Saka Tha Meri koi Galati Nahi Iska Karana Hai Bhrast Sadiyal Nikamme Log (BSNL) Inka Broadband 2 Din se Band Tha...... sorry
Software Engineer and His Wife
Software engineer and his wife
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .
Husband - hey dear, I am logged in.
Wife - would you like to have some snacks?
Husband - hard disk full.
Wife - have you brought the saree.
Husband - Bad command or file name.
Wife - but I told you about it in morning
Husband - erroneous syntax, abort, retry, cancel.
Wife - hae bhagwan !forget it where's your salary.
Husband - file in use, read only, try after some time.
Wife - at least give me your credit card, I can do some shopping.
Husband - sharing violation, access denied.
Wife - I made a mistake in marrying you.
Husband - data type mismatch.
Wife - you are useless.
Husband - by default.
Wife - who was there with you in the car this morning?
Husband - system unstable press ctrl, alt, del to Reboot.
Wife - what is the relation between you & your Receptionist?
Husband - the only user with write permission.
Wife - what is my value in your life?
Husband - unknown virus detected.
Wife - do you love me or your computer?
Husband - Too many parameters.
Wife - I will go to my dad's house.
Husband - program performed illegal operation, it will Close.
Wife - I will leave you forever.
Husband - close all programs and log out for another User.
Wife - it is worthless talking to you.
Husband - shut down the computer.
Wife - I am going
Husband - Its now safe to turn off your computer .
108 Name of Lorrd Ganesh
1. Akhurath: One who has mouse as his charioteer
2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord
3. Amit : Incomparable lord
4. Anantachidrupamayam : Infinite and consciousness personified
5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world
6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles
7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child
8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord
9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic
10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods
11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods
12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom
13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower
14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge
15. Chaturbhuj: One who has four arms
16. Devadeva: Lord of all lords
17. Devantakanashakarin : Destroyer of evils and asuras
18. Devarata: One who accepts all gods
19. Devendrashika: Protector of all gods
20. Dharmik: One who gives charity
21. Dhoomravarna: Smoke-Hued lord
22. Durja: Invincible lord
23. Dvaimatura: One who has two mothers
24. Ekaakshara: He of the single syllable
25. Ekadanta: Single-Tusked lord
26. Ekadrishta: Single-Tusked lord
27. Eshanputra: Lord Shiva's son
28. Gadadhara: One who has the mace as his weapon
29. Gajakarna: One who has eyes like an elephant
30. Gajanana: Elephant-Faced lord
31. Gajananeti: Elephant-Faced lord
32. Gajavakra: Trunk of the elephant
33. Gajavaktra: One who has mouth like an elephant
34. Ganadhakshya: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)
35. Ganadhyakshina: Leader of all the celestial bodies
36. Ganapati: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)
37. Gaurisuta: The son of Gauri (Parvati)
38. Gunina: One who is the master of all virtues
39. Haridra: One who is golden colored
40. Heramba: Mother's Beloved son
41. Kapila: Yellowish-Brown coloured
42. Kaveesha: Master of poets
43. Krti: Lord of music
44. Kripalu: Merciful lord
45. Krishapingaksha: Yellowish-Brown eyed
46. Kshamakaram: The place of forgiveness
47. Kshipra: One who is easy to appease
48. Lambakarna: Large-Eared lords
49. Lambodara: The huge bellied lord
50. Mahabala: Enormously strong lord
51. Mahaganpati: Omnipotent and supreme lord
52. Maheshwaram: Lord of the universe
53. Mangalamurti: All auspicious lord
54. Manomay: Winner of hearts
55. Mrityunjaya: Conqueror of death
56. Mundakarama: Abode of happiness
57. Muktidaya: Bestower of eternal bliss
58. Mushikvahana: One who has mouse as charioteer
59. Nadapratithishta: One who appreciates and loves music
60. Namasthetu: Vanquisher of all evils and vices and sins
61. Nandana: Lord Shiva's son
62. Nideeshwaram: Giver of wealth and treasures
63. Omkara: One who has the form of OM
64. Pitambara: One who has yellow-colored body
65. Pramoda: Lord of all abodes
66. Prathameshwara: First among all
67. Purush: The omnipotent personality
68. Rakta: One who has red-colored body
69. Rudrapriya: Beloved of lord Shiva
70. Sarvadevatman: Acceptor of all celestial offerings
71. Sarvasiddanta: Bestower of skills and wisdom
72. Sarvatman: Protector of the universe
73. Shambhavi: The son of Parvati
74. Shashivarnam: One who has a moon like complexion
75. Shoorpakarna: Large-eared Lord
76. Shuban: All auspicious lord
77. Shubhagunakanan: One who is the master of all virtues
78. Shweta: One who is as pure as the white colour
79. Siddhidhata: Bestower of success and accomplishments
80. Siddhipriya: Bestower of wishes and boons
81. Siddhivinayak: Bestower of success
82. Skandapurvaja: Elder brother of Skanda (Lord Kartik)
83. Sumukha: Auspicious face
84. Sureshwaram: Lord of all lords
85. Swaroop: Lover of beauty
86. Tarun: Ageless
87. Uddanda: Nemesis of evils and vices
88. Umaputra: The son of goddess Uma (Parvati)
89. Vakratunda: Curved trunk lord
90. Varaganapati: Bestower of boons
91. Varaprada: Granter of wishes and boons
92. Varadavinayaka: Bestower of Success
93. Veeraganapati: Heroic lord
94. Vidyavaridhi: God of wisdom
95. Vighnahara: Remover of obstacles
96. Vignaharta: Demolisher of obstacles
97. Vighnaraja: Lord of all hindrances
98. Vighnarajendra: Lord of all obstacles
99. Vighnavinashanaya: Destroyer of all obstacles and impediments
100. Vigneshwara: Lord of all obstacles
101. Vikat: Huge and gigantic
102. Vinayaka: Lord of all
103. Vishwamukha: Master of the universe
104. Vishwaraja: King of the world
105. Yagnakaya: Acceptor of all sacred and sacrificial offerings
106. Yashaskaram: Bestower of fame and fortune
107. Yashvasin: Beloved and ever popular lord
108. Yogadhipa: The lord of meditation
2. Alampata : Ever eternal lord
3. Amit : Incomparable lord
4. Anantachidrupamayam : Infinite and consciousness personified
5. Avaneesh: Lord of the whole world
6. Avighna: Remover of obstacles
7. Balaganapati: Beloved and lovable child
8. Bhalchandra: Moon-crested lord
9. Bheema: Huge and Gigantic
10. Bhupati: Lord of the gods
11. Bhuvanpati: God of the gods
12. Buddhinath: God of wisdom
13. Budhipriya: Knowledge bestower
14. Bhudhividhata: God of knowledge
15. Chaturbhuj: One who has four arms
16. Devadeva: Lord of all lords
17. Devantakanashakarin : Destroyer of evils and asuras
18. Devarata: One who accepts all gods
19. Devendrashika: Protector of all gods
20. Dharmik: One who gives charity
21. Dhoomravarna: Smoke-Hued lord
22. Durja: Invincible lord
23. Dvaimatura: One who has two mothers
24. Ekaakshara: He of the single syllable
25. Ekadanta: Single-Tusked lord
26. Ekadrishta: Single-Tusked lord
27. Eshanputra: Lord Shiva's son
28. Gadadhara: One who has the mace as his weapon
29. Gajakarna: One who has eyes like an elephant
30. Gajanana: Elephant-Faced lord
31. Gajananeti: Elephant-Faced lord
32. Gajavakra: Trunk of the elephant
33. Gajavaktra: One who has mouth like an elephant
34. Ganadhakshya: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)
35. Ganadhyakshina: Leader of all the celestial bodies
36. Ganapati: Lord of all Ganas (Gods)
37. Gaurisuta: The son of Gauri (Parvati)
38. Gunina: One who is the master of all virtues
39. Haridra: One who is golden colored
40. Heramba: Mother's Beloved son
41. Kapila: Yellowish-Brown coloured
42. Kaveesha: Master of poets
43. Krti: Lord of music
44. Kripalu: Merciful lord
45. Krishapingaksha: Yellowish-Brown eyed
46. Kshamakaram: The place of forgiveness
47. Kshipra: One who is easy to appease
48. Lambakarna: Large-Eared lords
49. Lambodara: The huge bellied lord
50. Mahabala: Enormously strong lord
51. Mahaganpati: Omnipotent and supreme lord
52. Maheshwaram: Lord of the universe
53. Mangalamurti: All auspicious lord
54. Manomay: Winner of hearts
55. Mrityunjaya: Conqueror of death
56. Mundakarama: Abode of happiness
57. Muktidaya: Bestower of eternal bliss
58. Mushikvahana: One who has mouse as charioteer
59. Nadapratithishta: One who appreciates and loves music
60. Namasthetu: Vanquisher of all evils and vices and sins
61. Nandana: Lord Shiva's son
62. Nideeshwaram: Giver of wealth and treasures
63. Omkara: One who has the form of OM
64. Pitambara: One who has yellow-colored body
65. Pramoda: Lord of all abodes
66. Prathameshwara: First among all
67. Purush: The omnipotent personality
68. Rakta: One who has red-colored body
69. Rudrapriya: Beloved of lord Shiva
70. Sarvadevatman: Acceptor of all celestial offerings
71. Sarvasiddanta: Bestower of skills and wisdom
72. Sarvatman: Protector of the universe
73. Shambhavi: The son of Parvati
74. Shashivarnam: One who has a moon like complexion
75. Shoorpakarna: Large-eared Lord
76. Shuban: All auspicious lord
77. Shubhagunakanan: One who is the master of all virtues
78. Shweta: One who is as pure as the white colour
79. Siddhidhata: Bestower of success and accomplishments
80. Siddhipriya: Bestower of wishes and boons
81. Siddhivinayak: Bestower of success
82. Skandapurvaja: Elder brother of Skanda (Lord Kartik)
83. Sumukha: Auspicious face
84. Sureshwaram: Lord of all lords
85. Swaroop: Lover of beauty
86. Tarun: Ageless
87. Uddanda: Nemesis of evils and vices
88. Umaputra: The son of goddess Uma (Parvati)
89. Vakratunda: Curved trunk lord
90. Varaganapati: Bestower of boons
91. Varaprada: Granter of wishes and boons
92. Varadavinayaka: Bestower of Success
93. Veeraganapati: Heroic lord
94. Vidyavaridhi: God of wisdom
95. Vighnahara: Remover of obstacles
96. Vignaharta: Demolisher of obstacles
97. Vighnaraja: Lord of all hindrances
98. Vighnarajendra: Lord of all obstacles
99. Vighnavinashanaya: Destroyer of all obstacles and impediments
100. Vigneshwara: Lord of all obstacles
101. Vikat: Huge and gigantic
102. Vinayaka: Lord of all
103. Vishwamukha: Master of the universe
104. Vishwaraja: King of the world
105. Yagnakaya: Acceptor of all sacred and sacrificial offerings
106. Yashaskaram: Bestower of fame and fortune
107. Yashvasin: Beloved and ever popular lord
108. Yogadhipa: The lord of meditation
New Maths
Kalyug ka Maths
1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .
2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com...
3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12..) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger
than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.
13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17..) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra
1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai
1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat
1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta
1.) SSC + HSC + BMS + MBA = UNEMPLYOMENT .
2.) An Idea + An Idiot = A Dot com...
3.) Sushmita Sen - 1.2 feet = Salman Khan.
4.) 4 weeks in Switzerland + London + New Zealand + Canada = 4 minute song in Hindi movie.
5.) Rona dhona x Bewafai x Badle ki aag = Your mum's favourite serials.
6.) Amitabh Bachchan + Jaya Bachchan = Abhishek Bachchan -Talent.
7.) Any actor + Any actress + many movies = David Dhawan
8.) 1 smile + 32 teeth = Govinda
9.) 1 person - shirt = Salman Khan
10.) 1 person + straight hair + unstraight walk = Sanjay dutt
11.) 1 hand + 10 kg weight = Sunny Deol
12..) One engagement + Two weddings + Three wedding songs + Four hundred Relatives + A house bigger
than Buckingham Palace = One Sooraj Barjataya'sFilm.
13.) One man + one woman = Isha Deol
14.) Time waste - time = Kyunki Saas Bhi Kabhi Bahu Thi
15.) Boring songs + heavy dialogues + Bogus dressing = Devdas
16.) New heroes + New heroins = a flop movie
17..) Old heroes + new heroins = a blunder
18.) Old heroes + old heroins = timepass
19.) action - suspense + comedy - thrill - story - clothes = Indiansuperhit movie
20.) Do aur do paanch = Indian algebra
1 Lady - 1 Brain = Aishwarya Rai
1 Lady - 1/2 Clothes = Mallika Sherawat
1 Lady + 1 Buffalo = Yana Gupta
शुक्रवार, 21 अगस्त 2009
चुटकुला
Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa.
Beta: Daddy meri dur ki nazar kamzor ho gae hai
mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola
woh kya hai bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga
mujhe ek chashma la do.
Kanjos baap bete ko bahar le kar aya aur bola
woh kya hai bata.
Beta: Suraj
Baap: aur kitna dur dhaikhe ga
सब कुछ मजे का
INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
* Romance 9.5 and
* Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs , such as
* NBA 5.0,
* NFL 3.0 and
* MLB 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
* Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
* Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
* If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
* Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re - install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
* Cooking 3.0 and
* Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Desperate
Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0 .
In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
* Romance 9.5 and
* Personal Attention 6.5,
and then installed undesirable programs , such as
* NBA 5.0,
* NFL 3.0 and
* MLB 4.1
Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2. 6 simply crashes the system.
* Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.
What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate.
DEAR DESPERATE ,
First, keep in mind,
* Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
* Husband 1.0 is an operating system.
Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
* If that application works as designed, Husband1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.
However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5 , Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1 .
* Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.
Whatever you do, D0 NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)
In addition, please do not attempt to re - install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0 .
In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend
* Cooking 3.0 and
* Hot Lingerie 7.7.
Good Luck Desperate
असली पता यहां से
ईतमा बडा मुफ्त साईट जहां humer,dvd,script,movie,video/audio song बहुत बडा है
क्या आपको पता है ईस साईट पर हर चिज मुफ्त है अगर गेम डाउन्लोड करते हैं तो वो भी मुफ्त मे
http://www.37v.net
और मुफ्त मे विजीटर चाहीये तो
http://www.primerealadstate.com/tr.php?504
ये कैसे हो सकता है??
जहां हमे गेम्स,गाने,Movie,साईट के स्क्रिप्ट,टेक न्यूज,क्वालीटी टेम्पलेट, मार्केटींग टूल्स, Mac Software,humer,ग्राफिक्स आदी सभी मूफ्त मे
ये कैसे?
http://www.37v.net
ये मैने पहला साईट देखा है जो ईतना ब...ब...ब...बडा हो..
http://www.37v.net
और मुफ्त मे विजीटर चाहीये तो
http://www.primerealadstate.com/tr.php?504
ये कैसे हो सकता है??
जहां हमे गेम्स,गाने,Movie,साईट के स्क्रिप्ट,टेक न्यूज,क्वालीटी टेम्पलेट, मार्केटींग टूल्स, Mac Software,humer,ग्राफिक्स आदी सभी मूफ्त मे
ये कैसे?
http://www.37v.net
ये मैने पहला साईट देखा है जो ईतना ब...ब...ब...बडा हो..
यह माल चोरी का है असली घर का पता
कम्प्यूटर और फिल्में
कम्प्यूटर और फिल्मों के बारे में एक जगह पढा तो सोचा कि आपको भी उपलब्ध करवा दूं
सर्वर – सरकार
प्रॉक्सी सर्वर – पड़ोसन
सिक्यूरिटी – नाकाबंदी
स्टोरेज – तहख़ाना
हार्डवेयर-सॉफ़्टवेयर – एक दूजे के लिए
डॉस ऑपरेटिंग सिस्टम – बुड्ढा मिल गया
डम्ब टर्मिनल – अनाड़ी
पेंटियम एवं एएमडी – बड़े मियाँ छोटे मियाँ
कम्प्यूटर वायरस इनफ़ेक्शन – प्यार तो होना ही था
एफ़ वन – गाइड
एस्केप – नौ दो ग्यारह
कंट्रोल+ऑल्ट+डिलीट – आखिरी रास्ता
कंट्रोल+सी और कंट्रोल+वी – डुप्लीकेट
अनडू – आ अब लौट चलें
चोरी का माल घर का पता
http://mahendra-freesoftware.blogspot.com/2009/08/blog-post_16.html
Nero 9 फ़्री में डाउनलोड करें
अन्य साफ़्टवेयर कंपनियों की तरह नीरो ने भी अपने लोकप्रिय प्रोडक्ट नीरो का फ़्री वर्जन उपलब्ध कराया है. इस फ़्री संस्करण का नाम है नीरो इसेंशियल.
यह नीरो के पैसे में आने वाले संस्करण जितनी सुविधाओं वाला तो नही है पर इससे आप डाटा डिस्क बना सकते हैं और सीडी डीवीडी कापी कर सकते हैं. वैसे भी रोजमर्रा के कामों में यही ज्यादातर करना पड़ता है. अधिक सुविधाओं के लिये आपको इसका पूरा संस्करण खरीदना पड़ेगा.
ध्यान रहे साफ़्टपीडिया इसे एडवायर की श्रेणी में रखता है क्योंकि ये आपके कंप्यूटर में ask का टूलबार और उसकी सर्च इंस्टाल कर देता है. अगर आप ये टूलबार नही चाहते हैं तो इंस्टालेशन के वक्त इसके विकल्प को अक्षम कर देना ही उचित होगा.
एक बात और, अगर आप नीरो की साइट से इसे डाउनलोड करेंगे तो आपको अपना ईमेल भी नीरो की साइट में भरना पड़ेगा. इससे अच्छा है कि आप इसे साफ़्टपीडिया से डाउनलोड करें. यहां आपको रजिस्ट्रेशन नही करना पड़ेगा.
http://www.softpedia.com/get/CD-DVD-Tools/Data-CD-DVD-Burning/Nero-Free.shtml
चोरी का माल है सही घर का पता
हिन्दी वालों के लिए काम का, मुफ़्त औजार - Bilingual Smart tag dictionaries (English-Hindi)
यदि आप एमएस वर्ड (एक्सेल, पावरपाइंट, आउटलुक इत्यादि में भी) में हिन्दी या अंग्रेज़ी में काम करते हैं तो बाइलिंग्वल स्मार्ट टैग अंग्रेज़ी हिन्दी डिक्शनरी नाम का मुफ़्त का, द्विभाषी औजार आपके बहुत काम का हो सकता है.
यदि आप अंग्रेज़ी से हिन्दी अनुवाद में रुचि रखते हैं, तब तो आपके लिए यह बेहतरीन, मदद करने वाला औजार बेहद काम का है जो आपको शब्दों के संदर्भानुसार अर्थों का चयन करने की सुविधा देता है. वैसे तो यह औजार द्विभाषी है – यानी अंग्रेज़ी हिन्दी दोनों में ही काम करता है, मगर हिन्दी से अंग्रेज़ी में यह उतना उन्नत नहीं है जितना अंग्रेज़ी से हिन्दी में. इसका अंग्रेज़ी शब्द भंडार अच्छा खासा है और अनुवादों में अच्छी खासी सहायता तो मिलती ही है, कार्य भी आसानी से और जल्द हो जाता है.
इसे प्रयोग करना बेहद आसान है. इसे इंस्टाल करने के बाद इसे एमएस ऑफ़िस अनुप्रयोगों में कुछ आसान चरणों से सक्षम करना होता है, जिसकी चरण-दर-चरण चित्रमय जानकारी इसके इंस्टालर फ़ाइल के साथ उपलब्ध पीडीएफ़ तथा डॉक फ़ाइल में उपलब्ध है.
एक उदाहरण आपके सामने है – दो वाक्य हैं – एक अंग्रेज़ी में और एक हिन्दी में.
आप देखेंगे कि अंग्रेज़ी तथा हिन्दी के वाक्य में कुछ जगह पर बैंगनी रंग के बिन्दुओं से शब्दों या वाक्यांशों को रेखांकित किया गया है. जहाँ रेखांकित किया गया है, वहाँ अपना माउस ले जाएं. जैसे कि नीचे दिए गए चित्र में document के ऊपर. आप देखेंगे कि एक छोटा चौकोर डिब्बा प्रकट होता है जिसमें आई लिखा रहता है –
डब्बे के भीतर आई के ऊपर क्लिक करें.
आप देखेंगे कि स्मार्ट टैग के कई विकल्प मिलेंगे. वर्ड लिस्ट में जाएं. वहां आपको document के विविध संदर्भों में अर्थ हिन्दी में मिलेंगे. जैसे कि प्रशासनिक उपयोग में –दस्तावेज़, लेख्य, लिखतम, प्रलेख इत्यादि. यदि यहीं पर सामान्य में क्लिक करेंगे तो आपको मिलेंगे – दस्तावेज़ तैयार करना तथा कागजात बनाना. आपको कम्प्यूटर तथा साहित्य खण्ड भी मिलेंगे जिस पर क्लिक करने से संदर्भित अर्थ मिलते हैं.
हिन्दी में ‘करना’ शब्द के लिए कुछ विकल्प मिले –
इस अनुप्रयोग का त्रिभाषी रूप – अंग्रेज़ी-हिन्दी-गुजराती भी है. इन्हें भाषाइंडिया के डाउनलोड साइट की निम्न कड़ियों से मुफ़्त उपयोग हेतु सीधे डाउनलोड किया जा सकता है.
द्विभाषी अंग्रेजी हिन्दी स्मार्ट टैग शब्दकोश डाउनलोड
तथा –
त्रिभाषी स्मार्ट टैग (अंग्रेज़ी-हिन्दी-गुजराती) डाउनलोड
इसी प्रकार, बैंकिंग शब्दावली के लिए भी अंग्रेज़ी हिन्दी स्मार्ट टैग शब्दकोश है. जिसे आप इस कड़ी से डाउनलोड कर सकते हैं.
पुरा माल चोरी का है इसके सही घर का पता
http://raviratlami.blogspot.com/2009/08/bilingual-smart-tag-dictionaries.html
एक बार जरूर जा कर देखे रतलामी जी कमाल के है
सदस्यता लें
संदेश (Atom)